And I sit by my friends
Meaning I sit all alone
And I don’t really care that I never use the phone
And I laugh at all these people who are working to the bone
Trying to keep maintenance on the titles they all own
Because the reputation of a loser is easy keep
Never proving yourself, never being on your knees
Everyone expects you to do nothing but occasionally sneeze
And I happy complete all of these because

I’m proud to be a loser
I do everything wrong
And I know it’s true
That’s why I’m singing this song
But when you say wrong, all I hear is right
So stop thinking I can’t sleep at night
Because I can

Now don’t get me wrong
I have friends who
Are also losers
And proud of it too
And with so much to think
And so little to do
It’s no wonder why I feel
So much better than you

And you sit there
Combing your hair
You’re gonna go
Out somewhere
I’ll be all alone and you’ll be there
But frankly I don’t really care

And I’m a loser
I do everything wrong
And I know it’s true
That’s why I’m singing this song
But when you say wrong all I hear is right
So stop thinking I can’t sleep at night
Because I can.


Skip ahead 20 years
Let’s compare lives
I have a steady salary
But you’ve had 3 wives

And I still don’t care about the little things
Owned by your stuff you still think you can laugh at me

And I still don’t care about the little things
Owned by your stuff you still think you can laugh at me

I’m proud to be a loser
I do everything wrong
And I know it’s true
That’s why I’m singing this song
But when you say wrong all I hear is right
So stop thinking I can't sleep at night
Because I can.