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Acoustic Hotline (#118)

from Miscellaneous by No Vertebrae

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An acoustic version of No Vertebrae Hotline, which appeared on Savage Ska

lyrics

Thank you for calling the No Vertebrae Hotline
There are not representatives available at this time
We assure you that your call is important
and we will answer in the order we received it

Please pay attention as our menus may have changed since the
last time that you called us
And we're sorry if you feel deranged but
Please bear with us

We're sorry, but please stay on hold
We promise it'll only be five minutes more
Your call is important to us
We just don't understand all the fuss
We know we're just sucking your day away
but please don't go away
If you cant to hang up that's ok
I'm not even supposed to be here today

Dante!

The initial wait time of five minutes
seems to have been wrong
We're sorry it's been over an hour
We promise it won't be long

What's up?
What's wrong?
Oh wait, you're in the wrong department
Let's transfer you to where you belong
Please hold again

We're sorry, but please stay on hold
We promise it'll only be five minutes more
Your call is important to us
We just don't understand all the fuss
We know we're just sucking your day away
but please don't go away

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from Miscellaneous, released October 3, 2014
Tracked, mixed, and mastered in my basement

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No Vertebrae New Jersey

Local NJ ska/punk band consisting of high school friends.

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