An acoustic version of No Vertebrae Hotline, which appeared on Savage Ska
lyrics
Thank you for calling the No Vertebrae Hotline
There are not representatives available at this time
We assure you that your call is important
and we will answer in the order we received it
Please pay attention as our menus may have changed since the
last time that you called us
And we're sorry if you feel deranged but
Please bear with us
We're sorry, but please stay on hold
We promise it'll only be five minutes more
Your call is important to us
We just don't understand all the fuss
We know we're just sucking your day away
but please don't go away
If you cant to hang up that's ok
I'm not even supposed to be here today
Dante!
The initial wait time of five minutes
seems to have been wrong
We're sorry it's been over an hour
We promise it won't be long
What's up?
What's wrong?
Oh wait, you're in the wrong department
Let's transfer you to where you belong
Please hold again
We're sorry, but please stay on hold
We promise it'll only be five minutes more
Your call is important to us
We just don't understand all the fuss
We know we're just sucking your day away
but please don't go away
credits
from Miscellaneous,
released October 3, 2014
Tracked, mixed, and mastered in my basement
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