And I sit by my friends Meaning I sit all alone And I don’t really care that I never use the phone And I laugh at all these people who are working to the bone Trying to keep maintenance on the titles they all own Because the reputation of a loser is easy keep Never proving yourself, never being on your knees Everyone expects you to do nothing but occasionally sneeze And I happy complete all of these because I’m proud to be a loser I do everything wrong And I know it’s true That’s why I’m singing this song But when you say wrong, all I hear is right So stop thinking I can’t sleep at night Because I can Now don’t get me wrong I have friends who Are also losers And proud of it too And with so much to think And so little to do It’s no wonder why I feel So much better than you And you sit there Combing your hair You’re gonna go Out somewhere I’ll be all alone and you’ll be there But frankly I don’t really care And I’m a loser I do everything wrong And I know it’s true That’s why I’m singing this song But when you say wrong all I hear is right So stop thinking I can’t sleep at night Because I can. Skip ahead 20 years Let’s compare lives I have a steady salary But you’ve had 3 wives And I still don’t care about the little things Owned by your stuff you still think you can laugh at me And I still don’t care about the little things Owned by your stuff you still think you can laugh at me I’m proud to be a loser I do everything wrong And I know it’s true That’s why I’m singing this song But when you say wrong all I hear is right So stop thinking I can't sleep at night Because I can.

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Get off my back I’ll believe what I believe Spurting your opinions like they’re the facts, the truth Because you, you hate everything But mostly yourself You’re ill informed, lacking knowledge, lacking tact But you don’t care; won’t cloud the issue with facts After all your mind’s already made up on this And introducing new information won’t change it You, you hate everything You, you hate everything You, you hate everything, you hate everything You hate everything But mostly yourself

There’s always something else There’s always something more It seems there’s always something that we’re waiting for Every time we pass an obstacle another one pops up It makes me wonder what’s the point of even getting up? Who are we waiting for? So you can give me a reason to stop on by and I can give you a reason as to why you should really try Talk is cheap but yours is worthless Let’s take some time, and just get through this Because we’re wasting time wasting time wasting time everybody’s wasting time wasting time wasting time wasting time So who are we really waiting for? You can blame it on someone else but the answer is so clear You are the bringer of all of your chores All of those obstacles were really yours The only person who can bring about your doom is you The only person you’re waiting for is you Who are we waiting for? Why are we waiting for ourselves?